Is the loaf pug photoshopped?

This is a common question that I get from my readers. Is the Loaf Pug photoshopped? Before I can answer that question, we first need to explain what Photoshop is. Adobe Photoshop is software that only government officials and big corporations have access  to. They use this software to edit images to confuse and lie to the general public. This is incredibly corrupt and immoral, but that's a different story. Being the informed person that I am, I decided to find some photoshopped images that I can show you.

 These images are examples of photoshop. You can tell because you wouldn't see any of these photos in real life. Humans don't have faces on their chests, gorillas don't have pug heads and Obama has all his teeth. However, the loaf pug is a totally rational thing. It makes sense because it isn't distorted in any way. Therefore, the loaf pug isn't photoshopped.