How the loaf pug was born

Anyone with half a brain would know that loaf pug is half pug, half bread. But how does a dog have a child with bread? That's not something that happens very often. Dogs and bread are 2 different species. I'm no scientist but I think I might have an idea of how she came to be. First off, we need to think of potential parents. These are who I think her parents are.

This makes a lot of sense, because obviously one of the parents would need to be a pug, and the other would have to be something that could make bread. I think that the yeast formed inside loaf pug when he was still young, and that's why he's more pug than loaf. Still, it's only a theory and I wait to be proved wrong.