To people who hate the loaf pug.

I never thought that I would need to talk about this, but there are people who actually hate the Loaf Pug. It seems impossible, I know, but there are some sick people in this world. I received a very disturbing and threatening picture in my email today, so I decided to show it to you guys so you know what I'm going through.

Accompanied by this image was the text: "I will destroy that yeast filled canine. He is a freak of nature and an abomination". I hope you can see why this disturbs me very much, as I care deeply for this yeast filled canine. Nobody needs to have such hate for a creature that did nothing wrong to anybody. Addressing the "freak of nature" claim, this is completely wrong. By this logic, you would be calling seedless watermelons a freak of nature, just because they aren't natural. I am very disappointed in you all. I really hope you can get over your prejudices.

Is the loaf pug photoshopped?

This is a common question that I get from my readers. Is the Loaf Pug photoshopped? Before I can answer that question, we first need to explain what Photoshop is. Adobe Photoshop is software that only government officials and big corporations have access  to. They use this software to edit images to confuse and lie to the general public. This is incredibly corrupt and immoral, but that's a different story. Being the informed person that I am, I decided to find some photoshopped images that I can show you.

 These images are examples of photoshop. You can tell because you wouldn't see any of these photos in real life. Humans don't have faces on their chests, gorillas don't have pug heads and Obama has all his teeth. However, the loaf pug is a totally rational thing. It makes sense because it isn't distorted in any way. Therefore, the loaf pug isn't photoshopped.

Strange image I found

I'm not exactly sure how to feel about this picture I'm about to show you. It might bring up mixed emotions due to the lack of a common understanding about what's going on in this picture.

 This image is actually very disturbing if you look at it closely. In the first panel, you can see that the loaf pug pictured has an emotional connection the the other pug in the picture. He says that he "loafs" the other pug, which is very sweet. However, when you look closer you see that the loaf pug is not very happy, as his expression looks rather sad. The next picture is the worst one however. It rather graphically depicts the loaf pug cutting off his own face to reveal his heart, which I theorize to also be his brain. He than says "More than I loaf myself." This loaf pug is clearly disturbed, as he is performing a violent ritual to impress another pug. The other pug doesn't even seem sad! This picture is disturbing, especially for the intended audience. Whoever made this, you should be ashamed.

How the loaf pug was born

Anyone with half a brain would know that loaf pug is half pug, half bread. But how does a dog have a child with bread? That's not something that happens very often. Dogs and bread are 2 different species. I'm no scientist but I think I might have an idea of how she came to be. First off, we need to think of potential parents. These are who I think her parents are.

This makes a lot of sense, because obviously one of the parents would need to be a pug, and the other would have to be something that could make bread. I think that the yeast formed inside loaf pug when he was still young, and that's why he's more pug than loaf. Still, it's only a theory and I wait to be proved wrong.

Addressing claims that Loaf Pug is a bulldog

Some of my kind readers have been sending me mail, claiming that Loaf Pug is a bulldog loaf instead. As much as I appreciate your claims, I believe them to be wrong. Being the informed person I am, I went out to find a REAL bulldog loaf to show all you lovely people.

THAT is a bulldog. See the difference? See the fact that this bulldog has white fur and brown ears? He also has a slightly bigger nose. Pugs look different. Case closed.

I was thinking about where the loaf pug could’ve came from, and I’ve come to suspect it to be in the western hemisphere, due to the nature of the image and the building that it is set in. You can see the oven in the background looks like a fairly expensive home oven. In fact, it seems that there are two of them, which I’ve never seen in a house that I’ve been in. Could it be set in a restaurant? Are they planning on eating the loaf pug? But also, the wall in the background seems like something that would be in a house. Also the island or table that the loaf pug is made of what seems to be either marble or quartz, which also seems more like a house than a professional kitchen. You can also see what looks like a chair or stool in the reflection on the glass, which means that it’s definitely a house. That’s one step closer to understanding the mystery.

Potential theory on how this dog came to be

So today I was looking at pictures of the loaf pug just like any other day, seeing what websites I'd find her on. However, one caught my eye. I screenshotted it so I could post it here:

Do you see that? The loaf pug may be in-bread. That would explain a lot.

Introduction to the loaf pug

There is a picture on the internet of a dog that looks like a loaf of bread that I've seen for a while. It doesn't look like a very special image when you look at it surface level, however it starts to get weird when you really think about it. A pug, that happens to be bread. How strange. 

I have no idea where this picture came from, but that's what I hope to find out over the course of this blog.